Once again, these are just some of the excellent
suggestions we've received (and we're still valiantly trying to look through
a thousand unread emails), so just because you don't see your submission
doesn't mean it wasn't funny (maybe).
-- Newest additions --
M.S.S. at Iwo Jima

-- Wesley Haworth

-- Alan Cochrane
M.S.S. at the Cherry Tree

-- RBAIA
M.S.S. at Trenton

-- RBAIA

-- Roy MacLellan
M.S.S. at Hastings
-- Robin
-- John Pruitt

"Heil Hitler!!! The British RAF are now
defeated! We have blown them out of the sky! We have bombed their airfields
to destruction! Their
few remaining aircraft have flown to Scotland! The slow, poorly designed
Spitfire was no match for the superb agile ME109! Do not believe a word
of the rhetoric from the Infidels at the BBC! They are Liars! We tell
you the truth! Our Special Forces have captured Winston Churchill, and
we will smoke cigars in his face until he surrenders! Yes, you will all
surrender! Your roast beef will rot and burn in your English stomachs!
From now on, you will eat only Bratwurst! Heil the Third Reich! Heil
Hitler!!!"
-- Steve Godden
-- Ian Argent

-- Celio and Edgar Barreto

-- Howie
-- Molly Landers

-- Frank D.

-- Scott Gibson

"This, Allah be praised, has been a resounding
victory! The Cossack infidels
have been totally slaughtered! Many of them fled into the path of their
own guns! Their guns are now all captured and will be melted down to
make
medals for Lord Cardigan’s glorious
600 men who have all returned safely!
There has not been a single English casualty! Never! And the horses are
all safe as well"
-- Steve Godden

-- D.R.C.
-- Jason Rabel

-- Joachim Schmid

-- J
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